Post Game Thread [Post Game Thread] The Golden State Warriors take a 2-0 lead in the Western Conference Finals series, as they come back to defeat the Dallas Mavericks by 126 - 117, behind 32 points, 8 rebounds and 5 assists from Steph Curry
|117 - 126|
|Box Scores: NBA & Yahoo|
|Location: Chase Center(18064), Clock:|
|Officials: Eric Lewis, Brian Forte and Kane Fitzgerald|
|Golden State Warriors||25||33||25||43||126|
|Golden State Warriors||126||46-82||56.1%||14-28||50.0%||20-25||80.0%||8||43||33||26||4||13||2|
|rnbapgtgenerator by /u/f1uk3r|
Royal Never Give Up 1-0 T1
MATCH 1: RNG vs. T1
|Bans 1||Bans 2||G||K||T||D/B|
|RNG||leblanc graves akali||braum jax||63.3k||24||9||I1 H4 B6 HT7|
|T1||lucian wukong nocturne||viego lee sin||57.7k||14||6||H2 M3 HT5|
|Bin camille 3||2-7-9||TOP||3-6-7||4 gwen Zeus|
|Wei volibear 3||1-4-13||JNG||3-5-5||2 xin zhao Oner|
|Xiaohu ahri 1||7-1-14||MID||4-4-4||1 zoe Faker|
|GALA kaisa 2||12-0-6||BOT||3-3-5||1 ezreal Gumayusi|
|Ming nautilus 2||2-2-12||SUP||1-6-8||3 leona Keria|
I'm a professional housecleaner in a large city. My first house today was beautiful and pretty big (4,000+ sq ft.) I had never cleaned this house before today.
It's kind of interesting to clean the home of people you have never actually met while they are not home. I never snoop but I do learn about people just by the state of their house or whatever is out. These people seemed like they really needed us. I would guess they are busy and don't have much time for cleaning and organizing (but definitely have an active sex life judging by the master bedroom).
I love cleaning dirty houses and was like amping myself up doing a mini Rocky training montage warmup and finding the perfect music to work to (Pantera). I was sweating like 4 hours in but I was getting this house spar👏ka👏ling! All I had left to clean were the floors when a man walked in.
I welcomed him home and let him know I just needed to clean the floors and would be finished soon. He looked super confused and then kind of grinned and asked if I was his birthday gift. I didn't really know what he meant. Maybe his wife scheduled the service on his birthday? I just answered with, "maybe? Happy birthday, Mr. Henricks!" To which he looked even more confused and told me his name was not Henricks.
Well. That's because his next door neighbor, my actual client, is Mr. Henricks. I walked my happy ass into the wrong fucking house and cleaned the hell out of it. And then the guy who lived there came home and thought I was a sex worker role playing as a housecleaner hired by his wife as a birthday present.
I was so totally embarrassed explaining myself to this guy and my boss. (The entry instructions in the app said the client wouldn't be home but that there was a key under the mat. There was no key under the mat but the front door was unlocked 🤦♀️). This is not even the first time in my life that I have let myself into the wrong house, although the first time was not a work thing.
On the plus side, dude was so happy with how clean his house was that I finished the floors and he paid me what my company would have charged him plus a tip!
TL;DR; I disappointed a man who wanted to get laid by a maid.