r/Tinder 12d ago Take My Energy 1 Platinum 1 Wholesome 11 Glow Up 1 You Dropped This 1 Evil Cackle 1 Helpful 15 Gold 5 Vibing 1 Are You Serious? 1 Silver 17 Timeless Beauty 2 Narwhal Salute 1 Hugz 3 Ally 1 Heartwarming 2 Stone Face 1

"be yourself" honestly my 13th reason. Dating is a nightmare. I give up

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u/Fx150900 12d ago

Why do people get so aggressive on Tinder… like damn

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u/GroceryRobot 12d ago

Rejection is an amplified fear in that arena, I think it really permeates the entire atmosphere of those apps

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u/0nlyRevolutions 12d ago

It's interesting to me that this is the case for people because I kinda suck at meeting people irl, but I don't have the same issues/fears with online dating. I don't care if someone rejects me, and I find that the simple fact that it is a dating app (meaning that we both know why we're here) cuts out on the awkward step of making the person aware that you're romantically interested. I can just approach things from the perspective that if you bother to reply to me at all you must see some potential! Makes it easy to go in with a positive attitude.

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u/aaj617 12d ago

I like to go in with low expectation, high reward in mind. But man its a trip. Some matches I've met with IRL, it always feels like you've met a really close friend at the very worst and then they can just ghost you out of nowhere. I think thats the hard part.

Not many people looking to make friends also.

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u/calcium 12d ago Wholesome

Had a date the other night where a girl asks me to meet her at a bar, so I head out and grab a beer there. Girl shows up and messages me to go outside, where she asks to go to another bar cause her ex is there and she doesn't want to be seen. Head to other bar and she's insistent that she's waiting on friends who are going to be at the bar across the street, which she glances at every minute.

Turns out her 'friends' who's she's waiting on are her ex's friends whom she doesn't have contact with but saw one was having a going away party and wanted to attend. Realize the girl is stalking her ex and is using me as an excuse to do it. I leave the bar and she follows me out, so I call her out on her shit and in the middle of it, a random guy approaches from another bar and motions to me to come talk to him. Tells me the girl I'm talking with is absolutely insane and to not waste my time on her. Turn around and the girl has wandered off to the new bar to see 'her friends'.

Crazy turn of events and really sad too since it was clear she wasn't over her ex. Even explicitly told me "I'm upset that my ex broke up with me, he chose his own child over me." Was completely taken aback by that cause I would expect anyone to choose their child over someone else.

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u/spiderinatophat 12d ago

My husband and I have literally had this discussion and we would each choose our children over the other without even hesitating. It's so wild to me that there are people out there who think good parents might pick literally anything else over their kids.

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u/Startled_Pancakes 12d ago

I mean, yeah, would you even want to be with someone that didn't prioritize their child over random dudes she met on tinder?

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u/Donniexbravo 12d ago

My wife and I have (jokingly) had the conversation that dating has become too difficult so we might as well stay together 😂😂, but also yes, I would choose our kids over my wife 10/10 times as well.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

True, ive met women in the past where i really thought wow . And then after a few hookups or dates i got rejected. It hurts really bad. Never get attached st the very beginning to much.

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u/Xandara2 12d ago

Or be like me and have to open up yourself to get hurt because I've never fallen in love with someone I already knew for and shown a different face. It's part of the process but still sucks.

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u/TransBrandi 12d ago

But she's the one reject him though... I don't get it. Isn't it usually people raging because they got their hopes up and then got rejected. smh

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u/Mistygirl179 12d ago

I think she felt some kinda way because he seemed totally unbothered by her. She probably wanted a reaction. That or shes mad that hes prettier than her🤷‍♀️😩

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u/MaleficentPizza5444 12d ago

Not that that is a very high bar. She's fugly inside and out.

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u/pierce768 12d ago

Because they are bigoted, terrible cowards that are too afraid to say these things to people in actual social settings so they use the wonderful internet as an outlet for their hate.

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u/ThingsIHateAndMiss 12d ago

Isn't "Bethany" a known Tinder troll who enjoys being awful to every match?

I swear I've seen other posts featuring her being shitty.

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u/thundercunt1980 12d ago

Yeah I’m betting that’s not the actual person pictured in the profile pic. Seems like someone just out to harass people.

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u/Timedoutsob 12d ago

she's just hatin because he's more pretty than her. :-D

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u/smrtgmp716 12d ago

Nothing against the OP, but that’s a low bar to crawl over.

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u/eduard549 12d ago Helpful Doot 🎵 Doot

"that s a red flag" proceeds to tick every red flag there is.

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u/lydocia 12d ago Wholesome

I mean, I can understand you're scrolling Tinder, you see a dude wearing makeup and you think, "okay, that's not my jam". That's fair, you can't be everybody's type, whatever. But to then proceed to swipe right on him, match with him all just to tell him that? How self-absorbed can you be? Like, "oh, no, this dude cannot possibly continue living his life without hearing my opinion on his looks, right now!"

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u/hoyle_mcpoyle 12d ago

Matched with a woman one time who messaged me first just to tell me that she wished I had hair. Like, okay.....me too. Thanks for going out of your way to tell me. Not sure what I'm supposed to do with that information

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u/lydocia 12d ago

"You think so? I'll just strap on my hair growth jacket and fly off to the hair growth market to get me some hair growth, thanks."

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u/Charosas 12d ago Wholesome

“Just grow some hair? Why don’t I strap on my hair helmet and squeeze down into a hair cannon and fire off into hair land, where hair grows on hairies?!”

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u/Larrys_Human 12d ago Silver Helpful

She looks like she won minesweeper on expert.

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u/SeenC77 12d ago

Whoa whoa whoa wtf??? That’s one of my proudest accomplishments

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u/brad_doesnt_play_dat 12d ago Take My Energy

it's because winning minesweeper on expert results in... based on memory of my addiction 10 years ago... I think 99 red flags on all the solved mines. I was insulted too at first...

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u/Captain_Quark 12d ago

Thanks for the explanation! It was more clever than I realized.

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u/NastySassyStuff 12d ago

Yeah I thought they were just calling her an ugly dork tbh

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u/Shwifty_Plumbus 12d ago

Yeah but her talent isn't hidden like your's champ.

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u/iLEZ 12d ago

Ok Bethany.

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u/HookerWithAPeenis 12d ago Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Starry

Girl can't handle you being the prettier one. Dude, you've got flair.

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u/Jaclyn_22 12d ago Evil Cackle

I was gonna say; this bitch is jeaaalllouuussssss

OP, your complexion is perfection

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u/kaitalina20 12d ago

That guy could be a model, seriously

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u/Pancakewagon26 12d ago

OP is so fucking hot, he is so far out of that girls league they are playing a different sport.

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u/La_Jalapena 12d ago

For real I'm surprised he swiped right on her, he's cuter than her

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u/MeMeMeMeYouYouYouYou 12d ago

Straight guy chirping in here, he's hot!! Dodged a bullet mate!

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u/AntiMatterAMA 12d ago

straight, until now at least

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u/RightlyImmaculate 12d ago edited 12d ago Wholesome Table Slap

I was gonna say myself, bro’s settling for a chick who looks like she smells like kitty litter and her go too carb source is salt and vinegar chips. I’d be setting my standards way higher if I were him, mf’s glowing.

Edit: Although I think salt and vinegar chips are repulsive, this is no hate toward anyone who enjoys them. It’s a crack at her being a salty pos.

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u/Skyy-High 12d ago

Why you gotta bring salt and vinegar chips into this?

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u/Xzenor 12d ago

My guess: Cause she's sour and salty...

Nothing wrong with salt&vinegar chips though! I love 'm too!

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u/Dronizian 12d ago

Nothing wrong with them? They're literally designed to be painful. Cut up the gums, then shove salt and vinegar in the wound. Delicious little potato based traps, they are.

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u/YouJustDid 12d ago

looks like she smells like kitty litter

carb source is salt and vinegar chips

you are one vicious otherfxcker, not to mention accurate

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u/atreyu947 12d ago

I was gonna say she looked basic but you said it better 😂

OP could definitely do better

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u/hlorghlorgh 12d ago

Seriously, she looks homely af

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u/letmeinpls7 12d ago

Literally she looks musty af. Bitch can’t handle someone that knows how to put makeup beautifully

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u/QuinnMann 12d ago

You look stunning! Your hairstyle, facial structure, skin and clothes look great :))

She won’t last long as a hairstylist with that backwards and bigoted attitude.

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u/jago-delgado 12d ago

Gracias 🤍I really appreciate this comment

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u/oosuteraria-jin 12d ago

mate you are so much more attractive than she is.. That's even before taking personality into account. If you add that, you're golden.

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u/jago-delgado 12d ago

That's very kind

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u/ivej89 12d ago

Seriously! You are gorgeous/handsome - whichever your preference is and frankly I think both (I say this as a 32 year old woman who is also in the dating scene). You seem like an absolutely wonderful human, who is kind, compassionate, and witty in addition to being a 10/10 in the looks department. You do you boo - and the world is a better place for you being in it. Hell if I matched with you I’d ask you out in a heartbeat based on how you handled this bigot alone. ❤️ keep shining that light and positivity. People like you give me hope that the world can be full of beautiful souls.

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u/water2wine 12d ago

I’d even say no need to sink to her level and judge people so by looks - there’s plenty of behavioral evidence here to conclude that she’s ratchet and that you’re an absolute gentleperson.

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u/vyycx 12d ago

Dude dont care about some random woman, you are dripping style holy shit

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u/jago-delgado 12d ago

Thank you!

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u/QuinnMann 12d ago

Anytime, judging by the screenshots and comments you’ve left here you seem to be an awesome person too! I wish you all the best in life and hope you find what you’re looking for💚

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u/bisou13 12d ago

Why did you match with her? You’re way too good looking for her.

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u/MaddiMoo22 12d ago

My first thought lmao who does this girl think she is

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u/Vigilante17 12d ago

I’m a man and after seeing your pictures I want to be pansexual too ;-) unfortunately I like boobies a lot, lot

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u/atkinson137 12d ago

Fortunately, Pansexuals also like boobies! =P

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u/BoogDonuts 12d ago

We also like pans 🍳

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u/atkinson137 12d ago

That moment when someone asks you to do the dishes 👀

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u/Temporary-Double-809 12d ago

Right? Completely stunning. In the shallow vein, girl is waaaaay lower on the hotness scale - at least based on the photo displayed in chat. Also, sounds like she acts shitty. In total, she’s like a 1 on the dateable scale. I hope for her she grows as a person. I hope for OP he doesn’t let garbage behavior bring him down for long.

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u/LorektheBear 12d ago

She's mad that you're prettier than she is.

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u/SpooogeMcDuck 12d ago

Honestly I believe this comment is the answer

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u/BlessedBigIron 12d ago

I'm going to take a wild guess that she's shit at her job anyway.

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u/Jazzlike_Weakness_83 12d ago

I came here to say this. You’re absolutely stunning.

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u/Bowlmaster15 12d ago Silver Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote

Nobody's talking about your awesome response to being called gay, well done and don't let one hateful person get to you, you rock

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u/jago-delgado 12d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote

I appreciate you

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u/vanillaacid 12d ago

Don’t even worry about this girl, she’s just mad that your prettier than she is

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u/jago-delgado 12d ago

Haha idkkk

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u/Briley_Breeze 12d ago

You’re gorgeous.

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u/blkwolf 12d ago

As a straight married man, I wish I could be a third as good-looking as him.

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u/SouthernCount7746 12d ago

I second this statement.

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u/throwbackxx 12d ago

Then.. How about trying makeup? As it's neither feminine nor masculine. It's just make up

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u/spankiemcfeasley 12d ago

Take the compliment bro. I’m completely straight and also married and even I think you’re hot.

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u/CatPuddles 12d ago

You are waaaaaaaay out of her league anyway

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u/TrustyourOverseer 12d ago

That's what I was thinking 1) why did she even match with him just to be a bitch? Having a bad day and wanted to take it out on someone I guess and 2) DAMN he's very attractive and polite.

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u/Delicious_Orphan 12d ago

Probably felt threatened by him, tried to bring him down to feel better about herself.

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u/n00bvin 12d ago

Yeah, she’s not really pretty enough to have such a shit attitude. Not that there is ever an excuse for that behavior, but still.

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u/SqlBurn13 12d ago

You're being kind. I'd have called her an ogre after all of that nonsense.

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u/n00bvin 12d ago

Oh, c’mon, that’s not fair.

Shrek is much nicer than her. Give him credit for that.

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u/Dragoonscaper 12d ago

Ogres have layers. She's shallow as fuck.

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u/Mathilliterate_asian 12d ago

Yeah I don't get it. She saw that he has makeup on and she matched just to insult him? People really need to get a life.

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u/TrustyourOverseer 12d ago

And it's not about looks I get it, even though he's very handsome, but he was still nice to her even though she was being rude. Like she's just an ugly person inside and out.

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u/Blasterbot 12d ago

I didn't think you'd need tinder looking like that.

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u/Sarahthelizard Lovely tinder spark 12d ago

Yeah like if he hit on me I’d get all blush and shy tho :/

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u/TwoDogsInATrenchcoat 12d ago

For real dude be lookin good af.

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u/gwruce 12d ago

Bowlmaster is right man. Dont let one wanker get to you. You do rock

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u/Jce735 12d ago

Well ya know what I'm bi so I guess I'm not a real man either. Is anyone real? Are we all just labels in this pretend world?

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u/Froggy__2 12d ago

Im a nutrition label and my only ingredient is fat

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u/Malhablada 12d ago

You sound delicious!!

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u/Western_Discount6044 12d ago

Bethany is garbage. Report her, and continue your search.

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u/jago-delgado 12d ago Helpful

I'm searching for someone and something that doesn't exist

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u/Eliteman76 12d ago Silver Gold Wholesome Heartwarming Helpful (Pro)

Just a hint…I am totally going to date myself but I met my wife in an AOL chat room over 14.4 dial up internet 🤣 We talked to each other for 2 years before I got the nerve to ask her out for a date. We’ve been married over 21 years. Together 24+ years. Old bohunk (bohemian) saying: Don’t expect to meet your love at the beer hall. Find that person where you tend your fields. Or, layman’s terms, look for your partner where you find your joys in life. Also…I swore I was never going to get married but I ended up being the second one out of my group of friends and outlasted all their marriages.

Work on finding your joy in life and seriously, others will pick up on that vibe.

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u/jago-delgado 12d ago

Thank you for this

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u/Electronic_Bad_4315 12d ago Wholesome Brighten My Day

You're cute af, your responses were both funny and respectful, and you're obviously not shallow cause you're way out of her league and don't seem to mind; good things are coming king.

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u/VOZ1 12d ago Silver

Cute!? This mf is drop dead gorgeous, and I am a happily married straight dude. OP is the guy my wife and I would walk past, then both look at each other and say, “Did you see that guy!? He fine af.”

OP, your personality shines through here. You’ll find your person, I can almost guarantee it. And you’ll deserve them as much as they deserve you!

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u/Electronic_Bad_4315 12d ago

Yes I totally agree

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u/Kinners_Dinners 12d ago

As a married straight dude too I have to agree with this guy. OP looks fucking good, i'd be happy to look like that.

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u/TherronKeen 12d ago

Dude absolutely, that man looks literally stunning.

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u/Tessje85 12d ago

As a lesbian I couldn't agree more. This man is dropdead gorgeous.

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u/Inevitable_Surprise4 12d ago

I agree. OP is objectively model attractive. Just the cream of the crop. And, they are good natured as well? If I were single and anywhere near their league, sign me up!

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u/Chanwiz88 12d ago

For real!!!! He totally is out of her league!

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u/matsudasociety 12d ago

I am a straight man and when I saw OP's pictures, I was not expecting that. The dude is handsome and way out of that piece of trash's league.

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u/No_Recording3861 12d ago

I'm straight too but I was like gawdanggg man looks like he'd be a model of some sort.

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u/Deruji 12d ago

I’m straight too. I’ve said that over and over since I saw his pic…

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u/VentiEspada 12d ago

Met my wife over ICQ back in the late 90's, been together 20 years and have 4 kids. They're out there, just gotta dig through all the manure to find the gems. You'll find it, don't let these morons with barely any functioning brain cells detract from your awesomeness!

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u/LilLordFuckPants404 12d ago

If I were your age, I would be all about finding a beautiful man just like you. What you’re looking for is probably going to take you a while to sift through the dating garbage, but you’ll find her/him/them.

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u/K_Pumpkin 12d ago

I met my boyfriend selling a baseball card on Craigslist. I met up with him. Sold him the card. We started talking. Exchanged numbers. 8 years and one kid later here we are.

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u/Clothedinclothes 12d ago

Who owns the baseball card now? Or is it ours?

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u/Objective-Climate938 12d ago

. We’ve been married over 21 years. Together 24+ years. Old bohunk (bohemian) saying:

Don’t expect to meet your love at the beer hall. Find that person where you tend your fields.

Or, layman’s terms, look for your partner where you find your joys in life. A

This image made me lose faith in humanity - this comment restored it.

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u/Eliteman76 12d ago Helpful

You’re welcome. Only advice I can offer is idc who your partner is…but never stop and forget…you’re with your best friend. even if they sleep kick you occasionally in the junk Life is a two way street, and fml hard lessons sometimes mean you have to remember to listen to the person, not just hear them. I could ramble on about shit all night, but you probably get my point. Live life. Have some joy in it. Do some crazy shit and remember to laugh about how bad a decision it was but still wtf it was worth doing.

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u/HighHowHighAreYou 12d ago

Please, do “ramble”. Hell, if you wouldn’t mind making a whole post about this. I would definitely love to hear more of your personal love life, how you kept/keep your marriage/relationship strong, etc. I’m sure others would be interested as well, but I can only speak for myself.

I am very interested in your knowledge and advice.

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u/Eliteman76 12d ago

I’m just some eloquent redneck, but being in a relationship…it takes work. But the moment you stop trying to have fun, you lose sight…my awesome midgety wife will probably chime in here but tbh…we had a few years where it was up and down. Career and work stresses, money stresses. Working through difficult things. We as a couple have always done what we can together. Have a problem? Much like running a GTA V online bank heist, the team has to develop an action plan and work through the hail of gunfire and shit, did we get the burritos for the party?

Dealing with things as they come, and zen moments of what you have immediate control over, that’s what you can worry about. If it’s a massive thing out of your control, we’ll let’s take some notes and keep it on the watch but not let it consume our lives.

I will say this. I’m not perfect. But I’m doing what I can to just live my life and enjoy it. Feel free to drop me a message any time.

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u/Jimmy_Two_Fingers 12d ago

Damn where am I going to get a dial up modem tho.

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u/Patriot0811 12d ago

Damn, did you two have a moment of silence when they shut down AIM? Did she happen to be local or it start off as LDR?

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u/Eliteman76 12d ago

Tbh we never even thought about when they killed off aim or the old aol local chat rooms.

Now, I will say this much. My wife and I had two years of pent up energy. Shenanigans were afoot, to this day we can’t stop laughing about how we can never finish The Big Lewboski and I’ll just say shredding cheese is one of the most amusing code worded euphemisms in our lives. Now, what may or may not happened during that first date night, we can just leave that to the sands of time. And NC-17 ratings 🤣

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u/Hot-Adhesiveness3096 12d ago

She's a disgusting pig who should be reported. Additionally, her education level must be if a 4 year old. She doesn't know the difference between wear and where

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u/Catieterp 12d ago

Just send her a link to Hookedonphonics.com

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u/thatscoldjerrycold 12d ago

There should be a "report this to her parents and employer" button on Tinder (just kidding ofc)

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u/Scrambles420 12d ago

First off bitch it’s “wears makeup”

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u/SirNarwhal 12d ago

She was too busy eating the Alpha-Bits to learn how to spell.

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u/SimilarJackfruit8315 12d ago

What the actual fuck?!? I sincerely hope someone shits in her cheerios.🤷‍♀️

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u/Aryk93 12d ago

Looks like she'd still eat it regardless tbh

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u/NormalHumanCreature 12d ago

Maybe thats why she so mad

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u/SimilarJackfruit8315 12d ago

I sure hope so, hopefully also becoming the breeding ground for e coli.

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u/7891Secaj 12d ago

I just laughed out loud at the beach 🤣

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u/nah_suspect 12d ago

Reddit and the beach is a cold combo

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u/JoviAMP 12d ago

What's a cold combo? I've never seen this phrase outside the context of a deli meal.

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u/MrPwndabear 12d ago

Or is it a deli deal?

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u/ApparentlyIronic 12d ago

In her earlier messages she was obviously trying to offend you to get some kind of negative response so she could be righteously indignant and have an excuse to go hard at you. When that didn't work because you were too positive and mature, she went in anyway. A real garbage person. Inside and out.

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u/KuriboShoeMario 12d ago

I'm probably overthinking but this just reeks of something that a homophobe with too much time on their hands would do. Sign up to match with bi/pan people and then let the venom spew. She went right to his sexuality with no hesitation and didn't let go of it the entire convo and something about that last message makes me think if she's said it once, she's said it a hundred times.

Just seems very planned to me, which makes it all the more pathetic.

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u/Tight_Departure_2983 12d ago

Oh, it's absolutely planned. This has happened a lot to me on tinder throughout my transition. You can't really tell me apart from a cis woman but I have the fact that I am trans clearly marked to avoid matching with someone who's not cool with that.

It got much worse when tinder added the ability to message someone unsolicited with platinum. At least before I would never really match with the types of dudes who'd spew hate (most of whom are coincidentally Ram 1500 drivers)

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u/wehavethesamecar 12d ago

my god you’re fucking handsome

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u/jago-delgado 12d ago

😳 me?

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u/Worldly-Breath2158 12d ago

Yes, you! Handsome and witty.

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u/jago-delgado 12d ago

🙃 geez you're so kind thank you

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u/F4TF1NG3R5 12d ago

Bro, I'm straight but I know a handsome dude when I see one. Don't let that one homophobic bitch get you down.

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u/Boss_Boggs 12d ago

"He's hot? I can't tell if a guy is attractive"

"If you woke up with Donovan's face and body, how would you feel?"

"I'd feel fantastic."

"That's how you know a man is attractive."

-New Girl

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u/Beefhammer63 12d ago

I’m also a straight dude, and I’d do a double take to check you out if I saw you walking down the street. Keep up the good work, you’ll meet someone who’s not a shitbag eventually 👌🏻

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u/jago-delgado 12d ago

I hope so:/ thank you

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u/smuubuuh 12d ago

My jaw actually dropped when I swiped to the second picture! You’re STUNNING and your responses were amazing too

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u/jago-delgado 12d ago

Nooo way

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u/Curazan 12d ago Wholesome

You’d be drowning in your choice of genitals here in CA.

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u/AdamPalma 12d ago

your choice of genitals

Just want to say this phrase is wonderful.

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u/DeepBackground5803 12d ago

YES. I actually gasped. Then I zoomed in to see the makeup she was talking about, and I honestly can't tell. Your skin is luminescent!!!!! If you're wearing makeup then it's very natural and I need some tips. Your eyes are gorgeous! You are physically stunning, but based on that short interaction (with a disgusting person) your beauty also shines from within.

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u/jago-delgado 12d ago

SUNSCREEN BABYYYYY!! MOISTURIZER. SUNSCREEN. PRIMER. THEN CONCEALER 🤍 lol. That was my excitement in telling you my routine. Your skin can glow too dear!

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u/reinhardtreinmain 12d ago

You are gorgeous and have style. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! ❤️

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u/petrcobra 12d ago

As a straight guy I gotta say, he looks better than her

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u/michaelmontana 12d ago

i agree and im so straight my toxic masculinity wishes OP would have insulted her back

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u/aguynamedtojo 12d ago

After I read the first picture I scrolled to the next pictures and audibly gasped. I’m a straight man and my first thought was “this guy is a 10, Bethany is a fucking loser” lol

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u/antibannannaman 12d ago

Boy you handsome as hell and im straight as an arrow lmfao

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u/jago-delgado 12d ago

Haha thanks

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u/ewokxninja 12d ago

Straight guy here, too, and also came to say you’re a great looking dude. Dust off your crown and keep chugging along, King

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u/jago-delgado 12d ago

You guyssss. Thank you🥺

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u/nuckfevin 12d ago

I think I speak for a solid number of the straight guys here, we just trynna be like you king

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u/Proper-Beginning289 12d ago edited 12d ago

Shit. Sorry. Your reply is killer. You kept your composure*, didn't escalate, and stayed kind. RIP Beth.

Edit: spelling

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u/anonymouse604 12d ago

Dang dude, where do you live? You’d clean up in my city.

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u/jago-delgado 12d ago

Columbus Ohio. Where are you?

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u/anonymouse604 12d ago

Vancouver, BC. Not sure how progressive Columbus is but I guarantee you’d slay here.

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u/captain_ender 12d ago

Yuh he'd be up to his neck in bussy and pussy here in Brooklyn. At the same time more than likely.

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u/WilliamtheBard 12d ago

My brother in queerchrist, you look fabulous.

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u/Objective-Climate938 12d ago

You should always be yourself. Unless you are Bethany. It wouldn't hurt Bethany to try being someone else.

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u/murf633 12d ago

That person should be ashamed. What a piece of trash. Wear make up and be proud! You do you!!

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u/jago-delgado 12d ago

Gracias

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u/MrHereForTheComments 12d ago

Idc if I get down voted for this but she wasn't even close to your league, my guy. You were doing charity work when you swiped right on her.

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u/fatmancantloseweight 12d ago

i was just about to say.

Op is way out of her league.

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u/dolgarin 12d ago

I'd date you

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u/jago-delgado 12d ago

I'd date you too

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u/NachoMan_SandyCabage 12d ago

I'm going to draw fanart of this. True OTP

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u/jago-delgado 12d ago

I'd love to see that lol

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u/nerdystoner25 12d ago

Now kith.

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u/jrenee070 12d ago

Holy crap, I was not prepared for that swipe! You’re gorgeous!

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u/Stonecyphr 12d ago Silver

Not into guys but my dude you look like a cinammon disney prince.

Cringe match tho, bless her idiot heart.

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u/Adorable-Campaign728 12d ago

Haha I'm on board with this description. Dude is pretty handsome and makes me wish light make-up was accepted as a straight dude.

Sometimes we just want to hide we went to town on a pimple and it's gonna take a minute to chill... Not so much to ask

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u/RIPUSA 12d ago

Honestly, if you want to wear makeup- go for it. Go into a Sephora or Ulta and let them know you’re looking for something light that’s unnoticeable/natural. You can even specify it’s for acne spot coverage or to brighten up your under eyes.

Historically, makeup was originally worn by men, it’s only in recent history that it’s become associated with mainly women.

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u/BuckyWildshot 12d ago

What the fuck. Report this dumb bitch.

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u/SpaceTruckin_InTime 12d ago

As a hetero man. You are really attractive and someone will be very lucky to have you. This woman must live a miserable life if she has to take it out on you like this. Let her be miserable.

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u/Born-Philosopher-162 12d ago edited 12d ago

How many red flags can you fit in one conversation?

Her: Yes

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u/Plane-Background7077 12d ago

She just never seen SUCH A KING with ELITE photography

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u/jago-delgado 12d ago

Just selfies 🥺

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u/Plane-Background7077 12d ago

AN ✨ ELITE FUCKING KING ✨

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u/temp7727 12d ago

She’s terrible. You’re gorgeous.

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u/SatisfySez 12d ago

I'm sorry you had to deal with this. You are more of a real man than she is not a misogynistic homophobic piece of shit. Keep your head up King.

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u/ruralmagnificence 12d ago

I’ve known a few people who look like this person and they all have, attitude wise, the same nasty passive aggressive personality. Maybe just not as homophobic.

I bet per social media posts are like “sO hArD to FinD a gOod MaN”

Lol

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u/Sgtkeebler 12d ago

My favorite quote from someone on this subreddit "you do not look good enough to have that shit of a personality"

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u/XenoMetrick 12d ago

I honestly can't even tell you're wearing any makeup, which isn't even an issue. That chick was ugly anyways, so you definitely dodged a bullet

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u/jago-delgado 12d ago

I try to keep it light, thank you though

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u/HighKingFillory 12d ago

You look amazing. The fuck is wrong with people.

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u/Chicken_man80 12d ago

Yo actually you look fucking incredible, girl just had bad taste

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u/Lugiawolf 12d ago

Dude, you're really, really out of her league. Don't let her take you down. Bigots gonna bigot.

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u/Froteet 12d ago

Hey dude you're hot as fuck actually so like keep it up

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